Box dances, freakish child stars, elephant heads OH MY! also Danny Nori-Nore-Noriega…? Omigod, whatever

Ok, I know this is really really insanely late, but I was gonna make it into a web show then I got sick and time passed and blah blah blah, so here it is.

Smosh- I reeaaally wanted to try and make a video for that boxmans girlfriend, but I got lazy and busy, if that makes any sense-things usually make sense in my head but sound like gibberish when I actually speak them aloud.-but if its worth anything I planned it out (may b I can win a piece of the stunt double box for that) except then I went online and saw this video of these guys doing it perfectly(the dance-get your mind out of the gutter!), like exactly how I wanted 2 make it, ok not exactly but enough that it made me feel sad and pathetic. and I’m totally not sad and pathetic, I just really really wanted that smosh boxman costume- I’m like their biggest fan EVER. I’m usually the first out of all my friends to watch their vids, and its not like I sit at my computer, eyes red and glazed, coffee in one hand, clicking refresh refresh refresh on youtube or anything. *giggle and twitch* but anyways, I just watched the winners and I really love how Ian And Anthony made the video in a restaurant, and I think JEHendo should’ve won some kind of prize, his video was great, and basically the only entry I actually saw, so I cant really judge, but whatever.

Miley and Mandy show- so apparently, because you’re famous you can make a HORRIBLE web show and still have people love you. I couldn’t even watch a minute of it, okay? my head started to throb, and I actually never get headaches, at all. but no, thanks a lot miley fucking cyrus, congratulations-you have made me ears AND eyes bleed simultaneously! they think theyre so funny, don’t they? I mean, I know the description basically says “this show is about nothing” but what it SHOULDVE said is “hi, we like to scream “WERE THE MILEY AND MANDY SHOW” over and over again insanely loud, even thought the camera is inches away, oh and we love to dance like were on crack” wtf?

American Idol- Okay, when I watched the last show, I almost cried. I really didn’t care about all the other people that got voted off, well not much anyways, but why did they have to kick off Danny??? I was so upset! he was my absolute favorite! He was so cool and unique, as Paula said and emo and he signed and everything, I mean watching him get voted off was TMTH! He was so sweet aside from that thing about some Christmas…..something….and he had excellent style and he was so cute. I personally think Simon is homophobic or something, even though I love Simon. And then, did you see, well ok, there’s no possible way you COULDN’T HAVE seen Ramiele having a fit because her and Danny had grown so close and were best friends and she was just bawling and bawling and it made everything sadder but, anyways, with Danny being off the show, AI lessened its appeal to me and now I’m only watching because of David Cook and Michael Johns and in hopes that Jason realizes he’s not Jamaican, black or an elf and does something to his dreads. Does anyone else think it’s funny that there’s 3 Davids? hmm, just me? Ok…

America’s Next Top Model- ok, so I am sooo glad that Allison got kicked off, I mean, she was a BITCH!!!! she was so stuck up and annoying! she thought she was so hot and awesome and better than everyone else just because she had experience with modeling and she even said so. I love how she kept saying it.”im so much better than everyone else” And then, when they were doing that photo shoot, she was trying to be all sexy and practicing her poses before and everything and all the camera ppl were just yelling at her and telling her to move or change something and that she looked too posed, and when she went back to everyone else and they asked how she had done, she was like “I did great!” yea right. And then, later Tyra told her how good her hair looked and she was just like “I know.” I know??? excuse me? you don’t get away with withholding a thank you from tyra banks. You do NOT say “I know” when Tyra Banks compliments your hair! Then, when she was in the last 2 she was like shaking, and Tyra called her out on the thank you, she was like :you don’t know 2 words- thank you” and Allison was like shaking, and then when Tyra told her she was out she burst out crying. Sigh, im just glad shes off, I hated her with a passion.


Panic At The Disco- so its only 7 more days till their new cd, pretty odd, and I’m so psyched, in case you didn’t get that from me counting down the days. (hahaha, 7 days, ooh, creeeepy!) The music video for Nine in the Afternoon came out a while ago and I loved it! Nine in the Afternoon is so different than the songs on their last album, but they still have the same style. I love how in the video, its just so random, theres a red room and Brendon keeps going to the camera on the floor and jumping around on the bed and running with a vacuum cleaner and a fire hydrant and then this mob of girls run after them- who can blame them? and then it goes to the yellow room with Jon and then it changes to the blue room with Spencer it changes to the green room with Ryan and then to the marching thing that was so Beetles, and its just so random, I mean, I love how there’s girls with mustaches everywhere and people with like, elephant and horse and panda heads. But my favorite part has got to be when Brendon is lying on the floor of the room and gets a clock and thows it over his shoulder and makes this HLARIOUS face!Ok, now am I the only one who thinks that Spencer needs to shave? seriously! he looks so much cuter without the beard!

ok, well yea this is about it, I've got to go and contemplate the day I've had-getting bitchslapped with chocolatemilk covered potholders, TOODLES!